I met him in a swamp in Dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated S-O-D-A,
I saw the little runt there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he "yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I've around, but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's and green Oh, my Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't How he can lift me in the air just by his hand Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I home just a week before And never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that argue with Ben So it like I'm gonna start all over again my Yoda Yoda
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So I used the I up a box I lifted rocks While I on my head Well, I won't forget what said
He said, "Luke, away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then be unemployed" Oh, my Yo-yo-yo-yo
Well, I heard my friends got in a mess So I'm gonna to leave Yoda, I guess But I know I'll be coming back some day be playing this part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract that I had to Says I'll be making these movies till the end of my Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
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