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Well, I left home a week before And I've never been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll you the Force"
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So I the Force I up a box I lifted rocks While I stood on my Well, I won't forget Yoda said
He said, "Luke, away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the be your guide" Oh, my Yoda
"I know Vader's really got you annoyed But remember, if you him, then you'll be unemployed" Oh, my Yoda
Well, I heard my really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I But I know that I'll be back some day I'll be playing this part I'm old and grey
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