I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I my karma is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's good to me so far)