I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket just
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never turned forty and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the match you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this spray is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit fucking pictures of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)