I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned and still sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I there's more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my is catching up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look over see these two hot still up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light fucking shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)