I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, it up in a wad and threw it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, the fuck is upperclass lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and that? I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare mentality to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter all these pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I my karma is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign this Then insults me "wow, up close know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit fucking pictures of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I complain like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)