(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our and our boss Why I can't even count the good I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got those can't crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't know the cause But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun Like the taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be a chauvenist or just fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd for less than that PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful With those old PMS PMS I don't want to about it, we both could do without it Got those your kids bad, don't you talk back Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS