(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't count the good friends I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's I can't help I got God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We don't even know the But as soon as this part's over, then the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a or just fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd kill for less that PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a ain't no match For these teeth a clenchin', retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' fits me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS