(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't I got those God almighty, somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We even know the cause But as as this part's over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, going to always be a heap of fun Like the devil over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to Lest he be a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You we'd kill for less than that PMS You want to cross my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these a clenchin', fluid retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those moods a swingin', tears a fits me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means one If I'd have a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', hateful woman With those old PMS PMS I don't want to talk it, we both could do without it Got those treat kids bad, don't you talk back Gone ballistic, Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS