Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you wake every in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered hair What not to be there?
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can waken with You need never again have a worry or I will show you a marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny a bottle, I don't know You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
unique, rub a minute Stimulatin', Soon you'll to thin it a week
Gently dab it, gets to be a there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with hair Shelley's? You can 'e's used Pirelli's
Let me a bottle Make two me, sir, what's that awful stink? Smells to me like piss and looks ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir Grow a wick, sir some fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir Like a good always does
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's elixir do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is this