Ladies and May I have your please? Do you wake every in shame and despair To your pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, ladies and now on you can waken with ease You never again have a worry or care I show you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, Penny a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
dab it, gets to be a habit Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that with hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me have a Make two me, sir, what's that awful stink? Smells to me piss and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can your pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then some fuzz, the make it thick, sir Like a elixir always does
Trust If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the miracle If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is this