Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in this capacity, and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played golf today, 18 I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you should swim,
You're not gonna up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I they're even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got here with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than hellos and
They have policemen there to you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an transmission
Which actually affect the change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up over his arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You recall Winston Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And he would turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the automatic down into low
He one foot on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic down into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The not even there
You know what's

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them