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I'd like to somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his other

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I you would have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I come out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, talks about status
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls,
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a when the little girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
take it
And after you get your food in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some were getting out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, that's my
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your belly between the
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, they'll me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the steering
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman to get very daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He races anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them