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I'd to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been very of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports very
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't like to swim,
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really necessary
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to take your
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd like two strawberry shakes
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
We'll it
And you get your food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit cards on the
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, with all of two
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With it's rear end 2 off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having your tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar,
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes down on the five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them