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I'd like to call somebody to the that you know as a folk singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of view and
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, you should swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't out here to talk about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't go for that any more
And if you back on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they level you with giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, whada you do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

they come
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the used to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short little
Remember
You in
And the girl would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little green box a white button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the little cup
With whatever that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two shakes thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put down window

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
There was a sporting event place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand onto the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not sure what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the in an automatic transmission
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll you an example
This is an automobile with bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them