[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit lyrical miracle... in the swimming pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's time I cross one of these not a redeeming quality at all in me It's impossible, like an implausible dream Positive clean intervene But they're all altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and they're being in the scheme Squashed a brainwashing machine Like an regime, a jihadist extreme radical Suicide bomber that's Ariana sing her last song of the evening And as the audience from the damn concert is Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not gonna finish that, for reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but I'll a bitch Raqqa hijab And at least a large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp underneath the carpet, la vista I go on the beats to a paradox on the beach And a pair of crotchless underwear on a watch list Gettin' head in the sand like an ostrich Professional shit Bitch watch who you talkin' to, Apple wristwear Endangered species in this ABC a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players this chick she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared I made her think it Said, "Maybe we just get married." facing me, I placed my feet with my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal in a split rear Spray Febreze in the chick's her wheeze tryna get air I played for keeps, no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And to me, and throw away the key And be so afraid to leave That even if she ends up breaking she'll just sit there Tryin' to scrape up enough and strength to get up impossible like rapin' a slut We stay and fuck You're close, for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With smelling salts after I your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to like a pup Hate to get down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with My brain is corrupt, real life, Hillside I a skank's neck 'til it's triangular Shape but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't shut And mention me in your if it makes you a buck Or helps you in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars like I'm waiting the But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million writers inside of a combined in it Try to get every idea of every line to spit Every punchline, every combination that rhymes it Bitch, a whole can't see me, there's no i's in it so big, I shot myself ten times in it Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes And I survived this Someone's challenge me, who? me and win, that's a fucking fallacy too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale Only I start a movement's a bowel I can't even give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash from it too 'Cause I say I have allergies, I actually do But that's an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Black I reach up and I the moon You're grief struck I'm back so soon Your for this afternoon Creep up with a of hoodlums We a punch like Capri Sun Heat like we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the padded Justin Bieber in a school dust and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust speaker I'll the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra when I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag fumes Fuck Christina a plastic spoon While I bump some and blast some Snoop 'Cause her double are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to grab a Plus my penis got an My fuckin' in a combative mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do 'Cause you to eat butt, it's sad but true
4] I just a leak suddenly What I think in my gut become in sync My and my stomach link up with each other Ink touches the pad, boom! Since the day Dre me beats, I was made elite That's basically makes me me Creating stink, these tats are fading ink Who's the greatest? we're still debating, wink ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take LAPD and me layin' in the For you to see beat And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to a defeat I pray Jesus to make me decent Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and I take three Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm I stay of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause keep schemin' on me Vading keepin' the at bay Laci Peterson, baby fetuses Legs and feet been weighted, chained in semen It's straight wait! Even if it takes cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her steak meat Emcees take seats like AMC ringleader, depraved king Who media hates Which makes things easier, under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, livin' With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it bleed the shit, still and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a sewage leak, deep feces The syllables fecal, they feel like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause if stealin' my shoes, thieves Just to fill a huge feat A hill and too steep Obey demons, we're still in cahoots Keep feedin' me sheets As soon as I sink these And I'm killin' the loose to shake these trees again Wait, that phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake trees again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and them The whites and the blues mixed with balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm just ruthless, a crisis, a Who I influence I two shits If they wanna license my music to entice Then use the shit it's the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare space for a few In a daze or haze, glazed over, warp loon cased off, always had a straight-forward view But you keep givin' the flamethrower fuel No ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a blade rolled thru it And has little to do with bein' gay, boy just where the wordplay's goin' But ain't I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I look your way, you're 'Cause if looks could kill, I start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight by turnin' the gaze on you
8] Let's take it before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the tees Lightning storms be formed fast Such a forecast! But when you're hoarse, rasp From the cyphering or-gasp, but still your raps While you're tightening grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your sore, that's 'Cause you still finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the night last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a brat Where your at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: frozen, you ever seen a cul-de-sac? So big they out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it it's like a yoga mat Make a bitch think in aerobics class The you don't wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' lead are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, their drop Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock at the mere thought Lyrics are top-tier, I'm so at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly I walk, my ears pop
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