[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've always looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the swimming
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm dottin' i's every time I one of these There's not a quality at all in me It's impossible, seems an implausible dream Positive clean thoughts But they're all either and mean and demean, tossed and they're being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a machine Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana Grande sing her last song of the And as the audience from the damn is leaving Detonates the strapped to his abdominal region I'm not gonna finish that, for obvious But bring your dogs, I'ma 'em I'm not Eastern but I'll make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a piece of tarp the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a paradox on the And a pair of crotchless on a terrorist watch list Gettin' head in the sand an embarrassed ostrich Professional shit Bitch watch who you to, like Apple wristwear Endangered species in ABC shit a bit scarce Prey's decreasing, I face extinction like players Told this chick hot as Jada Pinkett And just 'til I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet with my square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit Leave her out like a baby T-shirt on Ric Flair As I ripped her, anal in a split rear Spray Febreze in the chick's Make her wheeze get air I played for keeps, there's no escaping me, I have a bitch And chained to me, and away the key And she'll be so afraid to That even if she ends up breaking free she'll just sit to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up It's like rapin' a slut We butt-naked and fuck close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, waking you up With salts after I Quaalude your cup That'll straighten you up if you try to stray a pup to get bogged down in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound with My brain is corrupt, life, Hillside Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til it's but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And me in your raps if it makes you a buck Or you rake in the duckets, I want payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in bars like I'm waiting the club But if you put me in lines, I'm takin' a cut
2] Get a million inside of a room combined in it Try to get idea of every possible line to spit Every punchline, every that rhymes with it Bitch, a whole team see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot myself ten in it Tryna suicide in it, took five minutes And I survived this Someone's challenge me, who? Battle me and win, that's a fucking too You one motherfucker in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale Only I start a movement's a bowel I can't even a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the crap you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't get a rash from it too 'Cause when I say I have allergies, I do But that's an analogy, I've never had a reaction to you
3] Creature from the Black I up and I smack the moon You're grief struck that I'm back so teacher for this afternoon Creep up a pack of hoodlums We pack a punch like Sun Heat tucked like we each in a submachine gun We in a submarine bun, with a bag of shrooms Cup of lean up in the room Bieber in a Catholic school Selling dust and reefer when back is to him adjust your speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra I'm at the zoo Huffin' cleaner 'til I gag from Christina with a plastic spoon While I bump some G-Funk and blast some her double g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to a boob Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a mood and suck a mean one like it's mad at you I speak tongue and cheek, you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, it's sad but
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I think in my gut instinct become in My and my stomach link up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! the day Dre gave me beats, I was made elite That's basically makes me me Creating stink, 'til these tats are ink Who's the greatest? Think we're still debating, ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause take LAPD and me layin' in the street For you to see beat And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a I pray please Jesus to me decent Inhaling the main ingredient of pain relievers, and I take three Aleves, break these fevers, I'm ailing I stay free of and ladies screamin' 'Cause they schemin' on me Vading the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have been weighted, in semen It's straight wait! Even if it takes cleavers to make believers Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to remain Breakbeat, eat her like steak Emcees take seats AMC theaters ringleader, depraved king Who media hates Which makes things easier, still scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, room With the nude Reese Who was bruised, beat a broom It's in two pieces, and lays in it Bit a chewed leash, and his chain-link leapin' it Live in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, in it R-A-P bleed the shit, and I poop, pee it It's a spillage, a leak, waste deep feces The syllables ooze fecal, feel like renewed leases 'Cause my releases 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' fools grief, they're feelin' the blues 'Cause even if stealin' my shoes, Just to 'em's a huge feat A and it's too steep Obey these demons, we're still in Keep me blank sheets As soon as I sink teeth And I'm killin' the loose to shake these trees again Wait, make that phrase repeat Killin' the loose leaf, shake these again Get the rake, but it ain't me 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I them and chew them The whites and the blues mixed with balloons And I like to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I two shits If they license my music to entice with Then use the shit like the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, always had a view But you bozos keep givin' the flamethrower No one's ever lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a lawn-mower rolled thru it And this has little to do bein' gay, boy just where the wordplay's goin' But much I can say or do ain't no excuse, the way I go at you {censored} You say I'm screw-faced So if I look your way, screwed if looks could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the on you
8] Let's take it back before the tightly-worn To the Nike, Jordan, The stripe Lee's, Jordache, and the white Lightning storms might be formed Such a forecast! But when you're slightly hoarse, From the cyphering or-gasp, but still your raps While you're tightening your grasp around the mic you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause heiny's sore, that's 'Cause you still finished fuckin' wiping your ass From the before last No good, but rap I'm too-good-for-my-own-good at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you ever a cul-de-sac? So big they fell out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and it back So difficult to in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat Make a bitch think she's in class The bear you wanna poke its back The backbone of rap, your fuckin' singles are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop Careers flop, gears lock, severe shock Fear at the thought are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky I talk Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
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