[Intro: & Royce Da 5'9"] I've looked at battle rap as competition or war, and the main objective is to destroy, completely fucking obliterate your opponent by saying anything and everything, whatever the fuck you can, to get a reaction from the crowd. So nothing's off limits I need you to spit that lyrical miracle... in the pool
1] Before this kicks off, let me set my in this tees 'Cause I'm i's every time I cross one of these There's not a quality at all in me It's impossible, seems like an dream clean thoughts intervene But all either altered and mean Assault and demean, tossed and being lost in the scheme Squashed in-between a brainwashing Like an Islamic regime, a jihadist radical Suicide bomber seeing Ariana sing her last song of the evening And as the audience the damn concert is leaving Detonates the device to his abdominal region I'm not finish that, for obvious reasons But bring your dogs, muzzle 'em I'm not Middle Eastern but make a bitch Raqqa hijab And at a extra large in the T-shirt Headscarf and a of tarp underneath the carpet, hasta la vista I go Hamas on the beats to a on the beach And a of crotchless underwear on a terrorist watch list head in the sand like an embarrassed ostrich Professional sprayer Bitch who you talkin' to, like Apple wristwear Endangered species in this ABC a bit scarce decreasing, I face extinction like disc players Told this she's hot as Jada Pinkett And just stared I made her think it Said, "Maybe we should get married." She's facing me, I placed my feet my hips square Tell her, "Turn around," spread her legs for me, then I hit Leave her stretched out like a baby T-shirt on Ric As I ripped her, beads in a split rear Febreze in the chick's hair Make her tryna get air I played for keeps, no escaping me, I have a bitch scared And chained to me, and throw the key And she'll be so afraid to That even if she ends up breaking she'll just sit there to scrape up enough courage and strength to get up It's like rapin' a slut We stay butt-naked and close, wait for you, what? My idea, you comin' too, it's you up With smelling salts after I your cup That'll you up if you try to stray like a pup Hate to get bogged in details But bitch, I'm like the dog pound females My brain is corrupt, real life, Strangler I strangle a skank's neck 'til triangular but it's upside down, and my mouth ain't gonna shut And mention me in raps if it makes you a buck Or helps you rake in the duckets, I payment in pub 'Cause I ain't tryna get in your bars I'm waiting the club But if you put me in your lines, I'm a cut
2] Get a million inside of a room combined in it Try to get every idea of every line to spit Every punchline, every combination that with it Bitch, a team can't see me, there's no i's in it Head so big, I shot ten times in it Tryna commit suicide in it, took five And I this shit Someone's gonna challenge me, Battle me and win, that's a fallacy too You name one in this galaxy, *spits*, reality You fantasy, rally troops, try to boost the morale Only time I a movement's a bowel I can't give a "yeah" or a "woo" when you rap in the booth Not a "nah" or a "boo" 'Cause even though I'm allergic to the that you spew When I'm 'bout to break out, I don't mean get a rash it too 'Cause when I say I allergies, I actually do But that's just an analogy, never had a reaction to you
3] Creature the Black Lagoon I reach up and I the moon You're grief that I'm back so soon Your teacher for afternoon Creep up with a pack of We pack a like Capri Sun Heat tucked we each snuck in a submachine gun We stuck in a submarine bun, with a bag of Cup of lean up in the padded Justin in a Catholic school Selling and reefer when your back is to him Don't adjust speaker I'll cuss the stripes off of a fuckin' zebra I'm at the zoo Huffin' 'til I gag from fumes Fuck Christina a plastic spoon While I bump some and blast some Snoop 'Cause her g-cups are massive, huge! It's fun for me just to a boob Plus my penis got an My fuckin' Weiner's in a combative Come and suck a one like it's mad at you I speak and cheek, what you asslicks do 'Cause you love to eat butt, sad but true
4] I just sprung a suddenly What I in my gut instinct become in sync My thoughts and my stomach up with each other Ink the pad, then boom! Since the day Dre gave me beats, I was made basically what makes me me Creating stink, 'til these tats are ink Who's the greatest? Think we're still debating, ADD, and put out an APB 'Cause it'll take and me layin' in the street For you to see Shady And I'll bet ya need cleats 'Cause I'd to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat I pray please to make me decent the main ingredient of pain relievers, and saline I take Aleves, tryna break these fevers, I'm ailing I stay of divas and ladies screamin' 'Cause they keep on me keepin' the women at bay Like Laci Peterson, baby Legs and feet have been weighted, chained in It's demon—and wait! Even if it takes meat cleavers to make Mistake-free schemes are enablin' me to deviant Breakbeat, eat her steak meat Emcees take seats AMC theaters Deranged ringleader, king Who mainstream hates Which things easier, still under scrutiny Villainous smooth criminal, livin' With the Reese Witherspoon Who was bruised, beat a broom in two pieces, and lays deceased in it Bit with a leash, and his chain-link leapin' it in the booth, shave, eat, bathe, drink, sleep in it R-A-P the shit, still and I poop, pee it a spillage, a sewage leak, waste deep feces The ooze fecal, they feel like renewed leases 'Cause my brain 'em
5] Like waste excretion, it's As I'm givin' these fools grief, they're the blues 'Cause even if my shoes, thieves Just to 'em's a huge feat A hill and it's too Obey these demons, we're in cahoots Keep me blank sheets As soon as I sink teeth And I'm the loose leaf Time to shake these trees Wait, that phrase repeat again Killin' the loose leaf, shake these trees Get the rake, but it me leavin' 'em
6] Vicodins, new prints, I bite them and chew The whites and the mixed with nitrus balloons And I to sniff gluesticks, put Ricin on toothpicks On the mic I'm ruthless, a crisis, a nuisance Who I influence I give two If they wanna license my music to with Then use the shit like the blueprint for ISIS recruitment
7] Excuse me while I stare into for a few In a daze or haze, over, crazed warp loon Mental cased off, always had a view But you bozos givin' the flamethrower fuel No ever sank lower, shrewd, and way more rude Beast-mode like a blade rolled thru it And this has to do with bein' gay, boy It's just where the wordplay's But much I can say or do 'Cause ain't no excuse, the way I go at you You say I'm always So if I look your way, you're if looks could kill, I could start a hate-war too 'Cause I'd murder you straight bitches by turnin' the on you
8] Let's it back before the tightly-worn pants To the Nike, Jordan, The Lee's, Jordache, and the white tees Lightning storms might be fast a frightening forecast! But when you're hoarse, rasp From the or-gasp, but still reciting your raps you're tightening your grasp around the mic 'cause you done shitted on it so much, you're always reminded of your past 'Cause your sore, that's 'Cause you still haven't finished fuckin' wiping ass From the night last No good, but rap somethin' I'm at Fuck adulthood, I'm a grown-up Where cojones at? Mine are always being rode, in fact: They're frozen, you seen a cul-de-sac? So big they out my scrotum, I just sowed 'em back
9] Dick so long, a shoulder-strap For that, gotta unroll it and fold it So to wrap in the pro-filactic, it overlaps it So I pack a Trojan so fat, when I lay it flat it's a yoga mat Make a bitch think she's in class The bear you don't wanna poke its The backbone of rap, your lead singles are my bonus tracks I appear, my peers stop Hearts fall in their stomach, spirits drop Careers flop, their gears lock, severe Fear at the thought are top-tier, I'm so high at the top I'm in the sky when I Bitch, I'm so fly when I walk, my pop
Oh, and I'm just playin' ladies, you I love you I got a idea for a