Lemme tell you a story About a man Johnny Tarr He was a hard drinking son of a at the bar
Lager the tap Or shots of Paddy from the He open his throttle And throw back a As quick as the himself, Johnny Tarr
And the word got That Johnny Tarr was no Claire to here they'd lock up the beer When Johnny went on a
Down at Mack's The Sun, or at the Swan He was drinking at seven, by ten to Well, all the booze would be gone, Tarr
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I wouldn't a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it a man who knows a fella who says it's true
It was in the morning On a cold and rainy walked into the Castle Bar Looking to get
He had money in his He had in his eye He said, "Get up off asses And set up the I'm drinking this dry"
Now all the boozers They soon broken hearted When finished off six And he was getting started
down the pints Knockin' em like candy He was alright to be drinkin' all night Then brought out the brandy, Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't trust a person me, if I were you Sure I there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true
Johnny drank the damn bottle Had another or two it made no impression He started a with Murphy's Millennium Brew
He was for his pint When his turned green Jesus, Johnny fell After only
And you could've heard a pin the crowd let out a roar It took five Cork To Johnny off the floor
The doctor him over And said, "Better call the But it's not what you're It wasn't the drinkin' this man died of thirst" Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you believe it But I wouldn't a person like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I wouldn't trust a person me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I swear I an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says true