Lemme you a little story About a man named Tarr He was a drinking son of a preacher at the bar
Lager the tap Or shots of from the shelf He could his throttle And throw a bottle As as the Devil himself, Johnny Tarr
And the got around That Johnny Tarr was no From Claire to they'd lock up the beer When Johnny went on a
at Dickey Mack's The Sun, or at the Swan He was drinking at seven, by ten to Well, all the booze be gone, Johnny Tarr
And even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't it But I wouldn't trust a like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who a fella who says it's true
It was nine in the On a cold and rainy Johnny walked into the Bar to get tight
He had in his pocket He had in his eye He said, "Get up off asses And set up the I'm drinking place dry"
Now all the boozers were soon broken hearted When Johnny off six And he was getting started
Guzzling down the Knockin' em like candy He was lookin' alright to be all night Then Nora out the brandy, Johnny Tarr
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who a fella who says it's true
Johnny drank the whole bottle Had pint or two When it no impression He started a with Murphy's Millennium Brew
He was waiting for his When his turned green Jesus, Johnny down only fifteen
And you could've a pin drop the crowd let out a roar It took five women To lift off the floor
The looked him over And said, "Better call the But it's not you're thinkin' It wasn't the drinkin' this man died of thirst" Johnny
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I trust a person like me, if I were you I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's
And if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it But I wouldn't trust a like me, if I were you Sure I wasn't there, I I have an alibi I heard it from a man who knows a fella who it's true