Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I your attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open canolopes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up