May I have attention please May I have your please Will the real slim shady stand up? I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up? Were have a problem here... 1} Yall act you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door Started her ass worst than before They first were sold her old furniture (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, kidding He just say what I think he did, did he? " And dr dre said... Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha) women loved eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him at him walking around grabing his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though) Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms I wanna get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose "my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss" And the messege we deliver to little kids And expect them not to what a womens *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is By the they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel they? We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who *rip* other people open like But if we can hump dead and antelopes Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh) But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss ain) Im shady Yes Im the real All you other shadys are just imitating So wont the real shady... Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Im slim shady Yes Im the shady All you other shadys are just imitating So the real slim shady... stand up, please stand up, please stand up 2} Will smith dont gotta cuss in his to sell records Well I do, so him and *f---* you too You think I give a damn about a Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me (but slim what if u win it be weird?) Why? so you can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me next to britney spears S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson daily and durst And them argue over who she gave *head* to first Little *bitch* put me on on mtv (yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe) I should a audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream) Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me So I been sent in to destroy you And theres a million of us just me Who like me Who dont give a *f---* like me Who like me Walk, and act like me It just might be the next best But not me ain) 3} Im like a to listen to Im only giving you Things you joke about with your friends your living room The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all I just get on the mic and it Wheather you like to it Im better 90% of you rappers out there Then you outkin kids like these albums like Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30 Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking But this bag of viagra isnt working And single person is a slim shady lurkin He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings Were in the parking lot Screaming I give a *f---* With his down and system up So the real shady, please stand up And put one of those on each hand up And to be proud to out of mind and out of control And one more time, loud as you can, how it go? Ha ha Guess a slim shady in all of us Fuck it, all stand up