Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger king spitten on your rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up