Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-paaaaa
Fat sweaty
in the sun
Stone swamp man
Slow run
Tender poke police
Precious fudge
Swamp bull nail
done done
Hot sweaty bulldog in the sunthen -
village swamp man (is doing a)
slow motion runhere comes the
tender police walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
precious birthday -
swamp (the man)
bull nail (the dog - the claw)
the policeman:
walker done
Me and
We couldn't few-a
It all the time
We Okimo
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot stone jack
Bitter toothless
Shabby chin-slime
Evil milky
Me and
Spastic dead-eyed
Oozing skullcap
We're coming to your
We'll help you down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - tune always involves an improvised section that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED and Dialogues*
by Trey [with asides by Fishman]:
Once a time Far far away from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of town
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk looking for a little action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest kind of at the edge of the forest and he's in toward town...
Harpua walked the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole part of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a neighborhood
and every day he'd sit in his
and sit on his little [AND SMOKE POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look down to him and
he'd pet his little [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing he pet every day while he listened to his stereo
[while sitting on the
pet his furry [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he down and he said
"I to pet you, my little furry...
thing I ...
I love you so that I decided to name you
this name I love and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
that's why I you...
that's why when I got you and
I knew how much I you...
I that I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
your is...
I THAT YOUR NAME WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat to Jimmy and he looked up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a little walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking the yard..
and he walk onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of that he'd never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got he was walking along and suddenly he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the dog from the beginning of the story...
and they at each other...
filled the air...
there was going to be a fight...
Harpua saw Poster and began to growl and let a hungry drop of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster coiled his body into a deadly arch...
the fight was to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I some bad news...
J: What that be...Dad?
D: about your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is is deadPoster's SO dead
How about a goldfish? I don't a goldfish
How about a I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I don't want...a
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an mutation
And it needs lubrication day
There's a dog in the
rotation
As a of recreation and play
A dog
a dog in the station
With a bad
It's a of the nation's decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't a vacation
As the people by dressed in gray
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!