Luyện nghe bài hát Harpua

Om-pa-pa oom-pa-pa oom-pa-pa
Fat bulldog
in the sun
Stone village man
Slow run
Tender police walker
Precious fudge
night bull nail
Walker done
Hot sweaty bulldog stood in the -
stone village swamp man (is a)
slow motion comes the policeman:
tender poke walkerwhom the dog and the man see as:
birthday fudgethen -
swamp (the man)
nail (the dog - the bulldog's claw)
kill the
walker done
Me and
We couldn't care
It happens all the
We beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Hot liquor stone
Bitter flesh
Shabby chin-slime
Evil milky
Me and
Spastic hound
Oozing skullcap
We're coming to town
help you party down
(Chorus 2x)
*NOTE - This tune always involves an improvised that (an example is given below... a poor one) ends with Trey saying " Look, the storm's gone." as the Jimmy & Dad dialogue play out leading into the "I don't want a gold fish" lyrics and there is no studio rendition of this tune and the Jimmy/Harpua story is always improvised.
*BEGIN IMPROVISED and Dialogues*
by Trey [with asides by Fishman]:
Once upon a Far far away from here
There, in a town...
a town...
town...
small...
And on the outskirts of this
there lived a mean, nasty, furry, ugly hound Harpua.
Harpua roamed the outskirts of the town every day and he'd walk around looking for a action.
So of course this day was no different from any other day and here we start the story and we see Harpua walking around on the outskirts of town near the forest of at the edge of the forest and he's walking in toward town...
Harpua toward the town...
innocently...
And in the town...
in a whole different of the town
there lived a young boy all alone in a neighborhood
and every day he'd sit in his
and sit on his little couch SMOKE POT!]...
sit on his little couch and
he'd to his stereo...
and he'd lay and
he'd look down to him and
he'd pet his favorite [DOG!]
little...
oh, he his little...
furry...
thing that he pet day while he listened to his stereo
sitting on the couch]
he'd pet his [thing on the couch] his furry...
And he looked and he said
"I love to pet you, my furry...
that I ...
I love you so much that I decided to you
this name that I and so I named you...
I you so...
why...
that's why I pet you day...
why I named you...
that's why when I got you and
I how much I loved you...
I decided I'd give you the name of...
the of...
I'd you...
name is...
I DECIDED THAT YOUR WOULD HAVE TO BE...
I'D YOU...
YOUR TO BE CALLED...
I YOUR NAME...
I YOU...
GO AS... AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
NUTBAG!!!!!!!!
Poster Nutbag sat on the couch to Jimmy...
Poster Nutbag, the furry little kitty-cat Jimmy's pet sat next to Jimmy and he up at Jimmy...
and on this particular day Poster Nutbag decided to go for a walk so Poster Nutbag got up and walked toward the door and Jimmy went to the door and he opened up the door and Poster Nutbag went outside and he started walking across the yard..
and he onto the sidewalk and he started walking innocently down the street and he walked down the street and suddenly he found himself wandering...
into a new part of town that never been to...
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
Let me you to...FUNKYTOWN
And when he got there he was walking along and he rounded a corner and in front of him he saw...
he saw Harpua...
Harpua, the ugly dog the beginning of the story...
and looked at each other...
tension the air...
there was going to be a fight...
Harpua saw Poster Nutbag and began to growl and let a hungry of saliva fall onto the floor...
Poster Nutbag his body into a deadly arch...
the was about to begin...
ARGAAAAAAAA!
Look, the storm's gone...Dad
Jimmy...
[Fish]:
Yes, Dad
D: Jimmy, I have bad news...
J: What might be...Dad?
D: It's your cat, Poster...
J: You wouldn't be talking about Poster Nutbag, now would
CAT DIED!
Poster is deadPoster is SO dead
How a goldfish? I don't want a goldfish
How a goldFISH? I don't...want a goldfish
How about A goldfish? I don't want...a
do you...
do you...
do you...
I want...
do you...
A dog A dog
There's a dog in the
With an ugly
And it lubrication each day
There's a dog in the
Contemplating
As a form of recreation and
A dog
There's a dog in the
a bad reputation
It's a sign of the decay
But the dog in the
Doesn't need a
As the people rush by dressed in
A DOG
A DOG
A DOG!!