Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please up?
We're gonna have a here

act like ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started her ass worse than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parents'
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you feel I feel, I got the antidote
wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the Slim Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you guys just lie to get me here
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck me
Who dress like me; walk, and act like me
And just might be the next best but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and you like to admit it
I just shitted better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up albums like valiums
It's 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with
And I'm jerkin' but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up