Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have attention please?
May I have attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim please stand up?
We're have a problem here

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
Jaws all on the like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than
They first were divorce, her over furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love
Slim Shady, I'm of him
at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than what's on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's is
Of they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We nothing but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people open cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the
Women your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
Please up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You think I a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Spears
Shit, Christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear them argue over who she gave head to
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you Eminem VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been here to destroy you
And a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a trip to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be or sugar coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 of you rappers out there
you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when I'm off with Jergens
And I'm but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single is a Slim Shady lurking
He be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up