Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about or five years ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And discussin' the state of the

When right out in front of the Baptist
Come a big old school bus
Had astrological upon it
And hippies and dogs inside

half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And their leader was a space

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we blow ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is always at the Conoco
flashin' on down to the swimmin' pool
To give critters a citation

By the we arrived, it was too damn late
Them critters is all had their pants
Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's after the in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And I'll get the with a net"
We gonna have a full of naked crispy critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause them outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And they in that purple school bus

Six later, there was nothin' in town
But eighty-four dogs and a shop
dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And astrological

Yeah, critters took over the Council
And the dogs all their brains out
And the whole damn was crispy critters
And the mayor was a space