One day about four or years ago We is at the Conoco station tires, and swattin' flies And discussin' the of the Union
When right out in front of the church a big old purple school bus Had astrological upon it And hippies and dogs inside
half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn And dogs commenced on the fireplug Rest of 'em set starin' at us And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies?" And is the dogs?" I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy" What they was, was a bunch a' crispy critters And their leader was a cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has to disembark, men Get the incense and the sitar out We gonna in the city park, man"
I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya A, you're me down And B, we got us a leash law And C, you in the town"
"You one string a' beads in that there park And you gonna see a lot of stars You got seconds to get out of town, boys Or we gonna ya to Mars"
Well, they all got in the purple bus And proceeded to the limits Then the rang, was the swimmin' pool Says a mess a' wild was in it
So we all got in the Marshal's Which is always at the station Went on down to the swimmin' pool To give them critters a
By the time we arrived, it was too late critters is all had their pants down Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart And after the fish in the fish pond
I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver And I'll get the with a net" We have a jail full of naked crispy critters And a space cadet"
Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war 'Cause them critters us So they moved in and set up And lived in that purple school bus
Six weeks later, was nothin' in town But dogs and a head shop Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds And astrological
Yeah, critters took over the City And the all barked their brains out And the whole damn was crispy critters And the mayor was a space