Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good morning ladies, you like that shit,
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin'
But first, start it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
They call it East Side Palm
When the walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like fried rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I I told ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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