Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

just crowd around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, start it off like this
Hey, help me sing it,

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick till the shit turned

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck bitch just one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like fried rice
Don't be amazed at the I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a black girl in South Carolina
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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