Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

just crowd around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit turned

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' like a
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a black girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine young thing, said her Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
dick was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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