Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your lazy
And watch all the TV you wanted
your brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
wide, palms are sweaty
There's on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who folks wanna
He his mouth
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
to throw in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
Home of
No, they happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I watch NASCAR
That about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors Corey

Shows for next fall, they've been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" the shark the first minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go Mahna'

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a shower
execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming
Make 'em watch all of that junk their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey Luke Perry on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." I'm a gossip freak
And I know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 spot
we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows or without a plot
I'll 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching a lot

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man