Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your lazy
And watch all the TV you wanted
your brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, palms are
Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who wanna disembowel
He opens his
Always says foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
Home of
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I NASCAR racing
That show undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They me, cajoled me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a shower
Network execs with naked
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' on "Survivor"
there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 spot
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
I'll 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only got
One to rot
I'm spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man