Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a for me

Pizza party at house
I went to check it out
Nineteen larges
What a shame no one

Just us all alone
You said, "Take the pizza
No lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I

all day and every day
This cheese 'round the
Is me blocked
And I sure don't for irregularity

me
Why'd you to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' pretty
Till my girlfriend around
We're just so in every way
I say

In fact I thought I might
Pop the question there that
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her crest
I'd suddenly spy on her thigh
And son of a gun
just like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and
And get hitched and have kids eleven toes
And move to Alabama where kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so on my mind
I thought maybe I'd
Try out that new roller coaster
And the

Said not to
But that's a demand that I meet
I got on my and stood up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I have to go and get myself
This really is a inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I breathe, I can't snore
I can't or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't
But my neck is a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were
No, no, no