Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, extra
Uh huh, uh huh, save a for me

Pizza at your house
I just to check it out
extra larges
What a no one came

us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza
No lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I

all day and every day
This 'round the clock
Is me blocked
And I don't care for irregularity

me
Why'd you have to go and me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon
No, no, no

I was pretty down
Till my girlfriend came
We're just so in every way
I say

In I just thought I might
Pop the question that night
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who have guessed, her family crest
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her
And son of a gun
It's like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go and propose
And get hitched and kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so on my mind
I thought I'd unwind
Try out new roller coaster ride
And the

Said not to
But that's a that I couldn't meet
I got on my feet and up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I to go and get myself decapitated?
This is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel
spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant now
Haven't been the since my head and I were separated
No, no, no