Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this man right
He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this market, you know what I'm sayin'
He he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll you what
all have a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And sell from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

Well it was just in small white town
They call it east side
When the Afroman walked through the land
went up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned
Thought to myself
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudice dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that bitch one more time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this woman Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky
I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and yes miss daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that again
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She just ran across the border of
Fine young said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

Said colt 45 and two baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey that shit)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to
But the pussy ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You start talkin' real
But he mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
Your all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still go jack off.