Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a right, hey
He past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey tell you what
all have a good time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feeling high as hell flyin' through
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just in small white town
They it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a girl named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck bitch just one more time

I met this lady in
She had green hair but damn she looked
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met lady from Japan
Never made love with an
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met woman from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music really me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss
Met this lady in
Put that pussy in a
Met lady in Michigan
I can't 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

Have you ever went over a house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good
I mean you upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still go jack off.