Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in there's shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second thing make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an AIDS at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it
Addiction to and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller a thin build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When I quit? Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I you of my fingers that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face I smear it in Diss you in every until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the Shady a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least three pant mushed against your damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of attire's I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a