Jumped out of the 2nd of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Edward
Witness the metamorphosis of a growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use to settle scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, I lack in tact and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a orange dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants an escape plan Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business I get in office Second that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and who can't escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I Never been realer The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least pant sizes Tush mushed against your side, your puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I such a