Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at by myself to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to
So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team never had been beat
Now I'd never seen the before
And the crowd was backed up plumb out the
But me an' ol' Bill out and got ringside seats
Well then they rang the bell and all broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could much more
It was about then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I turned around and the Cyclone was
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or times
And he put his around me from behind
he pile drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and of my ribs
It's the closest, ever come to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that
And I see that in my dreams at night
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all so quick when that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks
You was already down, he's time I got free"
said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And then he waded through tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The thing I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the Cyclone
One of these days, you goin' home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Blue
The Cyclone