Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so
And left me at home by to batch
And after five nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that had been beat
Now I'd never seen the matches
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got seats
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell loose
My legs was shakin' like a goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take more
It was about then in the thick of things
My buddy threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd better be for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's neck for
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me right in the hard concrete
Broke both my arms and three of my
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And that's the last thing, I 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all happened so quick when that car door
It a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said willin'
stop at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
to me that some guys never learn"
And then he waded through tables and chairs
Put a on me and grabbed my hair
And when he me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
need the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest wrestler the has ever known
make you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you and break your bones
Blue
The Blue