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I walk around like a space cadet, place bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I a mess as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the neighbors Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge trimming scissors with edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast some years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got twice in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my room but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, void using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out America, hear them yell out In they were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' insult here Who the would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck Neither is