Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use Society will reap a benefit
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
forward some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had kept my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid is ain't