Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I walk around a space cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's I like a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a hook He hit me, I fell, I got up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some plans damn rhymes are falling Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household Outsold the outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids Just about, out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the fuck would've thunk that one little MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck Neither is