Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another and Ernie Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are from memory, I did not hit REC on the VCR
fast . . .]
> [E. walks in with pot and plops it on B.'s
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, are you doing? Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but it gotta do
with that pot there,
E: you see, I had to put the cookies somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... I'll you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I broke the jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, see? a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
then ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll show you, Bert! [famous Ernie Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert looks at
B: Ya show me. [does the famous head
E: Ok, well you see, I put the in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
that was growing there, huh?
E: Oh I'll you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya show me again... I don't get this.
E: [brings in milk and flower] Ya see, I had to plant this flower here
into this milk bottle, see... nicely planted, I it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks straight into camera all proud,
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: Hmm?
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. leaves] Ya gonna me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
at E. returning with a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk the, uh, soda bottle
B: close to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
trying to be patient, but __where__ is the
E: Oh a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more and irritated gives out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: [Brings in the soda-filled fishbowl] It easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even calmer than
B: [stares into as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you doing now? wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I carry it out here, Bert... I put the fish in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks down into hat as squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces stands there with mouth firmly closed very
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now what am I do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s head] em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins Bert standing there as usual, and Ernie leaving.
was one neat trick done in it, at the end when Ernie put the pot
on Bert's head (probably at the beginning.. which I see). You
know how Ernie's hands are and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up the pot.. with Elbow behind Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.