Luyện nghe bài hát Bert Ernie 2

Another Bert and Singalong
to Charles Evans ([email protected])
[The arrowed lines are memory, because I did not hit REC on the VCR
enough . . .]
> [E. walks in pot and plops it on B.'s head]
>
> E: Here Bert, try on!
> B: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you Get that pot off my head! Why?
> E: Well haa, ya see Bert, a little while ago, I dropped and the
> jar.
> B: Oh, Ernie, you didn't!
> E: Mmm hmmm.
B: Oh well, all right, so you broke the cookie jar, but what's it do
with pot there, huh?
E: Well you see, I had to put the somewhere...
B:
E: Bert, um... just a second. I... I... show you, Bert.
B: [looks at camera] I understand.
E: [brings in sugar bowl with cookies] See, I the cookie jar and so I
had to put the cookies in the sugar bowl, [takes a taste of one]
B: Well... yeah, Ernie, but but if you put the cookies in the bowl,
where'd ya put the sugar?
E: Well, I'll you, Bert! [famous Ernie hmm] Hmm hmm hmm [leaves with
bowl and Bert at camera]
B: Ya me. [does the famous head tilt]
E: Ok, you see, I put the sugar in the flower pot here.
B: In the flower pot?! Oh great... just great. _where'd_ you put the
flower was growing there, huh?
E: Oh show you, Bert! [takes away the pot]
B: Ya gonna show me again... I get this.
E: [brings in milk bottle and flower] Ya see, I had to plant flower here
into this bottle, see... nicely planted, I watered it and everthing.
B: [Looking very stunned] [E. looks into camera all proud, shaking
his head about his ERNIE!!!! [Shaking head]
E: [Calmly]
B: Well now is the milk?!
E: Oh, I'll you, Bert.
B: [E. Ya gonna show me where the milk is too. Oh Ernie, I ...
[looks at E. returning a root beer bottle.. stunned]
E: See I put the milk into the, uh, soda
B: [Gets to E. in quiet voice gradually getting louder] Ernie... I'm
to be patient, but __where__ is the soda??
E: Oh a second, Bert, I'll show you... [calmly as usual, Bert getting
more stunned and irritated out his famous]
B: Aaaaaaahhhh!
E: in the soda-filled fishbowl] It wasn't easy, but I put the soda in
the [straining] mmm
B: In the fishbowl?! Ernie, is CRAZY!! Now where are the fish?!?
E: Oh... well, I'll show you, Bert. [even than before]
B: into camera as E. leaves for a few seconds and ...] Ooohhhh,
Ernie, what are you now? [Mouth wider than ever in shock]
E: Oh, I gotta carry it out here, Bert... I put the in... to... the
hat, ya see.
B: [looks into hat as fish squirts water in B.'s face] Oh, no... Eeeyah!
[wipes faces there with mouth firmly closed very angry]
E: [points calmly at fish in hat] Take it there, fella.
B: Ernie, Ernie, that is MY cowboy hat...
E: Yeah, so? [VERY
B: But ya, you but the fish in it, Now am I gonna do when I wanna play

E: Oh, umm, well [reaches for pot and puts it on B.'s Ride em cowboy,
Bert! [pats Bert on [E.'s patented laugh] Keheeheeheehee
[End music begins with Bert standing there as usual, and leaving.
There was one neat trick done in it, at the end Ernie put the pot
on head (probably at the beginning.. which I didn't see). You
how Ernie's hands are real and the person's arm go in at his
elbows, which are below the counter/stage, but to get the pot
on the head, the person, had to make a quick .. nicely-done move
behind Bert and up with the pot.. with Elbow Bert so Ernie's
hand is up in the air nothing showing.