*Sports Welcome ladies and is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) yeah yeah We got a that's in a frenzy Bob go down to the announcers for the start of the game
*Stadium And now.. rise for the singing of our national anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the don't fry in the kitchen Beans burn on the grill (that's right) It a whole lot of tah-ryin to get up that hill I said but now we're up in the BIG My dirty it's our at bat And just as as we livin, it's Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin with that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the first to home run that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, show me Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla I put my mack down, she throw a ball She owed Milli that herb and some Llly-bone She tip-top 'em, base, god livin like a worst race First chase, throw yo' and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke that and clear yo' mind It's about time, second base wisdom Hittin strong, skipped third base and home baseman just don't understand baby what the bomb What the fuck wrong, with this world With these today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the that's in my seed Now you stays on yo cause we's be in the big league we's be in the big leauge
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Well you should see me now, I'm Wheaties now I'm stealin second and third and lookin peepin greedy now See me now, people call me now Known for runnin the quickest hit and run in any town, any Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and it And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, it Ain't no shame in my game, that shit ain't my thang If I think with my then put your mouth on my brains I through the atmosphere, what we got here A in fear, hear the roars and the cheers From the crowd I take the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the ball on the and make 'em get down
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*Sports Well uhh this next young batter on He's still in school (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high school out in of St. Louis, Missouri (I his name's umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Murphey I want my name not, not but screamed I went fantasies to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm Bennett I been in it since, ninety-three You can tell my L angle 90 degrees I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, platinum Swear to the real, the whole real to make a mill' I lie little but still, straight up like motto I could tell you now, you think twice about it tomorrow I promise, I gets deeper file cabinets when rappin what what Money, money, money, what's happenin I'm comin up like family members in basements, and I bent Make a milli to play with, buy a you can pay me And the is who we came with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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personalities ad libbing*