*Sports Welcome and gentlemen is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah We got a crowd that's in a Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the of the game
announcer* And now.. please rise for the singing of our national
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish fry in the kitchen don't burn on the grill (that's right) It took a whole lot of Just to get up hill I said but now up in the BIG LEAGUES My dirty our turn at bat And just as as we livin, it's Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - up
St. I'm the to swing home run with that thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, an ounce, show me love Hit the club, me and T-Luv what I put my mack down, she throw a ball She owed Milli smoked herb and some Llly-bone She tip-top 'em, First base, god livin like a worst First chase, yo' people and yo' kind lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind It's about time, second base wisdom Hittin strong, skipped third base and home Third baseman just don't understand what the bomb What the fuck wrong, with world today With these today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you stays on yo knees cause be in the big league Cause be in the big leauge
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Well you should see me now, I'm eatin now I'm stealin second and and lookin home peepin greedy now See me now, people call me now Known for the quickest miles hit and run in any town, any 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) it, lick it Ain't no shame in my game, that normal ain't my thang If I with my dick then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, we got here A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the From the when I take the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the on the ground and make 'em get down
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*Sports Well uhh this young batter on deck He's in high school (yeah I heard that) (It's a day though) A good high out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not said but I went from to dreams,from dreams to bigger things I'm like Bennett I been in it since, You can tell cause my L 90 degrees I'ma sixteen year-old school boy, platinum Swear to tell the real, the whole to make a mill' I lie but still, talk straight up like motto I could tell you somethin now, you think twice about it I promise, I gets deeper file cabinets when rappin what what Money, money, money, what's happenin I'm comin up like family members in basements, and I bent a milli to play with, buy a building you can pay me And the 'tic is who we came You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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personalities ad libbing*