I'm a walking paradox, no I'm not Threesomes a fucking triceratops, Reptar Rapping as I'm deaf rock stars Wearing synthetic wigs made of Anwar's Bedrock, harder than a Flintstone Making crack out of pussy nigga fishbones This nigga Jasper trying to get About 5'7" of his in my bedroom the cinnamon, I'm a scribble this sin and shit While Syd is telling me that she's been getting intimate men (Syd, the fuck up) Here's the number to my therapist (Shit) Tell him all your problems, he's awesome with listening
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the I told him to quit bitching and this isn't a hotline For a fucking shrink, sheesh I already got And he's not fucking working, I think I'm wasting my damn I'm clocking three past six and postal the revenge of the dicks, that's nine cocks that cock nines This no V Tech shit or Columbine But after bowling, I went home for some Adventure Time (What'd you do?) I myself some pink Xannies And danced the house in all-over print panties My mom's gone, that fucking broad never understand me I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some (What you think of Hayley Williams?) Fuck her, Wolf robbing them I'll crash that fucking airplane that that faggot B.o.B is in And stab Bruno Mars in his esophagus And won't stop the cops come in I'm an over achiever, so how about I start a team of And up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver Green paper, gold and pregnant golden retrievers Is all I want, money, diamonds and bitches, don't need them But where the fat ones at? I got something to feed It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read Snap back, green ch-ch-chia fucking It's a couple months, and Tina still ain't perm her fucking weave, damn
They say success is the revenge So I beat DeShay up with the stack of I'm in Oh, not again! Another writing report I'm stabbing any blogging faggot hipster with a suicidal I am I'm Wolf, Tyler put this fucking in my hand I'm Wolf, Ace gon' put fucking hole in my head And I'm Wolf, that was me who shoved a in your bitch (What the fuck, man?) the fame and all the hype, G I just want to know if my father ever like me But I don't give a fuck, so he's probably just me A motherfuckin', (Fuck everything, man) what my conscience said Then it hopped off my shoulder, now my conscience dead Now the only guidance that I had is splattered on Actions speak louder than words, let me try this shit,