Well, sometimes I wish we'd bought the That folds out a bed But it too bad if you lay on your side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the sags And the stuffing is out But it's like these, she ain't happy with me I thank God for this old
Yeah, about now, she's as P.O.'ed As I've ever her be And pillow and blanket and a mighty dirty look Tells me where I'm gonna
I learned a long ago, don't say nothing And soon, she'll simmer And with a little bit of luck, we'll kiss and up Sitting here on this old couch
Yeah, this old couch is a pretty safe While she blows off a little Well, mad as hell but that's alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just forgiving and That's love's about And we both know, I'll never go no Than old couch
It take five minutes or take five days It really all On how it takes for the begging and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of days, I'm gonna learn Not to my big foot in my big mouth Yeah, and maybe then I won't to spend So much alone, yeah, right
Yeah, old couch is a pretty safe place While she blows off a steam Well, she's mad as but that's alright She getting rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, just and forgetting Yeah, that's what about Yeah, and we know, I'll never go no further Than this old couch, yeah, this old
Yeah, one potato, two potato, potato, four potato I'm a couch "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"