Singers: The Peeper, the peeper, what's going his head? (Whoa!) [Leaves Peeper: Climbin' the tree. Slowly, quietly. Lookin' for next branch. Found it. Got it. Window high. Great view. in. Keepin' it quiet. Hidden. Heart pounding through chest. Waiting. Lookin' around. Nervous. Lights on, jackpot, there she is. Ohh my. New pants. Classy- not too tight. Walkin' around the room. No idea I'm here. Lovin' it. Rubbin' her feet. Tough day. Relaxin'. Hops off bed, goin' towards bathroom. Shuttin' the door. Alone again. Waiting. Lookin' around. Bored. Pullin' out nipple clips. Painful! ow... but deserve it. opening] Bathroom door opens- Lovin' it. Ohh my.... Hair's in a ponytail. She up the tv clicker. Click. [Tv noises] Sittin' back, Watchin. Watchin' her watch. it. She laughs. ha ha ha. I laugh. Oh yeah. a moment. [Dog a dog- Not good. He can me. Shoulda showered. Barkin'. Won't leave. Oh no, Here she comes. Stayin' motionless. Fuckin' dog's it. [window Girl: Bud! You be quiet and go home a good boy. [Dog stops and walks off] doesn't see me. She's gorgeous. I'm grotesque. Peeper: Knock at the front door! She to answer. opens] Peeper: It's HIM. Chiseled features. kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin' myself. Sniffin' fingers. [Girl She moans. aww. I moan. He looks up. Busted. Should not have moaned... Peeper: He toward window. Muscular Man: at this guy. You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me! Peeper: Full of rage. right at me. Man: There's a guy in the out here. Peeper: of shame. Woman: Are you Peeper: Completely worthless. as a rock. I see you shithead! Well the cops are comin' you sick fuck! And if you even think of runnin' away I'll bash your fuckin' skull in with a lead pipe! Peeper: Stayin' still. Motionless. to be a squirrel. [Squirrel Peeper: Not working. She's calling. shattered. Peeper: humiliation. Ejaculation. Man: Aww! You gross pig! You're a of shit, ya know that?! Yes I do. Can't help myself. [Car up and door opening] L.A.P.D. Get down from the tree buddy. [Squirrel Trying the squirrel thing again. Looking for a nut. Cop: I said get from there! Down I go. [Slam, slam, slam, Ohh. Woman: I hope they put you im for a time! You need some serious help, you asshole! Peeper walking away: I I do... It's an addiction. Cop: Let's go big guy. on. Wife's gonna kill me. Cop: You be doing this shit, Mr... Nipple clips. [Peeper slamming cop car seat] Peeper: Handcuffed. Can't fingers. [Door slams and revs] Peeper: piss on me. Yeah, this is officer Tyler. Everything's under control. Peeper: Please piss on me? If could piss on me, that would be great. Singers: The peeper, bl-eeper, he's off to jail (Whoa!)