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I am Adolfo Pirelli, da of da barbers
Da barber of
E buon giorno, day, I blow you a kiss
And I da Pirelli
I wish-a to know-a who da nerve-a
To say my elixir is piss? Who this?

I do, I am Mr. Sweeney
And I have opened a of Pirelli's Elixir
And I say to you, it is nothing but an fraud
from piss and ink

He's right,
Better to throw your down the sewer
Ladies and
Pay no attention to madman
Who's to be the for a magnificent shave?

And furthermore, I have serviced no
Yet I that I can shave a cheek
And pull a tooth with ten times dexterity
Than any street

You see these razors? The finest in
I lay them against five pounds, you are no for me
You hear me, Either accept my challenge
Or yourself as a sham, bravo, bravo

Zees are indeed razors
like zees once seen
Cannot be soon forgotten, and a extractor too
You wager zees against pounds, sir? I do

You hear zis man? Watch and see
How he regret his folly, five pounds it is
Friends, neighbors, who's for a shave?
Me, Mr. Todd, sir, and me, Mr. Todd, sir
here, bring me a chair
Boy, bring ze basins, bring ze
Yes, sir,

Will Beadle be the judge?
Glad as always to
My and neighbors
Put it there, ready? Ready,
The fastest, smoothest is the winner

Now, signorini, signori, we mix a da
But first a you gather around, signorini,
You a man who have had a
Da glory to shave-a da

Mr. Sweeney, so
Oh, I you pardon
Call me a lie, was a only a
Nope, it was-a da

Perhaps, signorini,
You like-a I tell-a, da famous-a
Of Queen
Da Queen of-a
Whose was-a swollen

I pull it so from her mout'
That-a to begin
a screaming-a murder
She's later-a swoon-a with
An' was to shout
all of 'em out

To shave-a da face, to pull a da
da grace and not a da brute
For if-a you slip, you nick da
You da chin, you rip-a da lip a bit
And da trut'

To shave-a da face or a part
Widout smart require da heart
It take-a da art, I show you a
I study-a in my yout'

To cut-a da hair, to da beard
To make-a da bristle clean a whistle
Dis is from early
Da talent to me by God

It take-a da skill, it take-a da
It take-a da will to da pains
It take-a da pace, it da grace
The winner is
Smooth as a arse

And now for a tooth pulling
Free charge
Me, sir, me, sir, who No one?

Then sir, since is no means
To test the second
I the five pounds
To which he is entitled,

Wait, one moment,
You, boy, get on that
Me, Oh, not a tooth, sir
I beg of you, I ain't got a
Not the pain, I

You do now
We see who is zee now
Zis Mister or zee great Pirelli
Ready? Ready,

To pull-a da widout-a da skill
Can damage da
Now da still an' if-a you slip
You a bit, you hit da pit of it

Or chip-a da do and have-a to
To pull-a da widout-a da grace
You leave-a da space all over da
You try to erase widout-a da

Sometimes is da case you even-a
To da clamp widout-a da cramp
Wid all dat saliva, it could-a drive-a you

Don' or back-a you go to da gutter
My is as light as a butter-a cup
I take-a da pains, I da art
I use-a da brains, I da heart
I have-a da grace, I win-a da

Not a of pain, not a twinge
The a bloody marvel
The two-time winner, Mr. Todd

Sir, I bow to a skill far than my own
The five
Here, sir, and may the good Lord on you
Until we again

Come, boy
Signori, signorini
Buon giorno, buon a tutti