1] Now I rock the house at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of may be Jonesin' 'cause they hear me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a beard like a goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You heard the style I think you the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With bad self running things, What's up with bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm back the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make another record the people they want more of this, Consumers they be saying they can out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp the brain hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, Never been 'cause I'm known the most packinest. Yeah we've got chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you don't us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher Alice the meat, Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet, Should I have sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, Rope a dope all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is wild and you that it still is, Disco bag and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.