Too Short, Mc
Rap me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're doing And you're sure to get like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell on sunny side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and making hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I it before
say it again you don't believe me, ask your fans When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The best damn rapper who ever the mic His name is Too Short, now shut your In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice Gave the damn speech to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious it'll break back the beat so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk that I need a, Oak town, big time just enough beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't rapping 'cause I rap so hard From here to New York, back to I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All time you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, just like slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and roll But the albums they make never go I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I made a song it out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, spitting my
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know they say they call me Godfather And they call you gay get with it, it's girlfriend's out there trying to find me She heard about me, I fucked her best I guess she to see if I can do it again You to be like me, so damn bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start quit flapping like a chicken wing If could rap me, they say you're so great But when they talk about you, they say you're so And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause a fake Mc A song's never complete better learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, realize you're weak it's the Oak town And they all get to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It boom, baseline's on ya Dangerous Crew Oakland, California don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I your ass apart just like this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say fake Your pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real Shit, I'm that man I like you the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it stop And it stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the and I'm macing
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You can't rap like me, like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn sure be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped these hoes and I you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you and you be a fool One, remember how it all began guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you like to be a Mc Three, talk down on a player I wouldn't if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever with Too Short, bitch
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short