Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm only to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my I got a laptop in my back My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot that rap profit a living and a killing off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I got Well, to be truthful the simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since MC's get taken to with this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to a rhyme Now I lead a new full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day grow up, up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the wall of You fags think it's all a 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it with a straight face boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all say looking boy You get a up, pat on the back And a way to go from your label everyday boy Hey, looking boy, you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up the same pace looking boy
'Cause I'm to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a floating But I got your mom throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my brutal But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For good at least in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case even you unsigned Rappers are hungry at me like it's lunchtime I there was a time where once I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a and a nine See if I get away with it now that I as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming the portal You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I don't know the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're normal, fuck being normal And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya like when made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while played piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" Lyrics at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and glue to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating Never fading, and I that the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you make music Oh, he's too Well, what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I don't know words to use Let me know it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you It's curtains, I'm hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! flunkie, pill junky But look at the the skills brung me of myself, but still hungry I myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's what want from me They me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake Don't it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be And take a vacation to a broad And make her fall on her and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king you can be a God?