Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's to happen, but I don't know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a must be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack I'm an MC as honest But as rude and as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match this rappidy rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of Rappers are having a rough time period, a Maxipad It's actually bad For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, hard
Everybody want the key and the to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's rage and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since MC's get taken to school this music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Even though I in the church and burst in a ball of flames Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering take looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" Dre looking boy I'mma work for I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face boy boy you're never gonna be capable To keep up the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod The way I'm racing the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard,
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading with these bombs I'm totin' And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got your mom throating I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my honesty's But it's honestly if I don't utilize what I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna make somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough But I gotta a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a where once I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal with the skin of mine You get too big and here they trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've into an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp 2004 though And I know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows You're like normal, fuck being And I just bought a new from the future To just come and shoot ya like Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he like a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable So Ray J went straight to the radio station the next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm of rubber So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting For the day they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I elevating music, you make elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to songs like that I don't what words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these verses as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta to, Prove that if you're half as nice at you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but hungry I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in But it's still in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but But in my head there's something I can tugging and struggling fight with devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to eliminate of the women hate But if you take into the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a patient and more sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make then But if I batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I to be overseas And a vacation to trip a broad And her fall on her face and don't be a retard Be a king? not, why be a king when you can be a God?