Look, I was gonna go on you and not to hurt your feelings But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like about to happen, but I don't know what If that means, I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just what the ordered
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a in my back pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from rap profit Made a and a killing off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his I'm an MC still as But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a pissing match this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a couple of and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was signed to after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, a Maxipad It's disastrously bad For the wack while I'm masterfully this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my from the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap Let me show you maintaining this shit that hard, that hard
want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since MC's get taken to school this music I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Inspired to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a game 'til I a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you gay looking boy So gay I can barely say it with a face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church gathering place looking boy Oy vey, that gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for I have Never ask for shit, get outta my face looking boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to feel a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm racing around the track, me Nascar, Nascar Dale of the trailer park, the White Trash God Kneel General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I should not be I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie But I got your mom deep I'm out my ramen noodle, we nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I utilize what I do though For good at least once in a So I wanna make sure somewhere in this scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like lunchtime I know was a time where once I Was of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you Appeal the skin color of mine You get too big and they come trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're like normal, being normal And I just bought a new from the future To just come and ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 on the cable channel So Ray J went to the radio station the very next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of So anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm stating, more than never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating music, you elevator music Oh, too mainstream Well, that's they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to make songs that I don't what words to use Let me when it occurs to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the brung me of myself, but still hungry I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my to And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I in tongues But still tongue in cheek, fuck you I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Bumping D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight devils, here's what they want from me They asking me to some of the women hate But if you take consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and sympathetic to the situation And understand the But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to them a cake then? mistake it for Satan It's a mistake if you think I need to be overseas And take a to trip a broad And make her fall on her face and be a retard Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?