Aight, bitch, funky fresh Some of that '93 old shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, what I say I never do work but I always 'Cause the game is and I play the game So you never talk down on a player's I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think you When you heard Too came to town You never would've I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on ass
Beating like a fiend seat riding in a Limosine Telling that all about me The creater of greater, MC's out in the Oaktown singing a rap No MC could rock like Now I say it like say No MC could my way
When I rap always great Wouldn't care if it was or on a tape me, $hort, the one and only Spitting that rap to all my You know about you, you know I'm a When I rap too good I take it too far Had the whole damn going wild 'Cause I stop rapping, that's my style
Too $hort baby from East I got more than I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy They call me, "Playboy $hort" everywhere Had a long dream to be a player Way too at a younger age It was everyday, make that page
Still playing the same, still young at the Never talk down on a player's I'm big time, paid all my dues I'm rich and famous and way too People can't fuck with the way I'm They say it's too slow but it these diamonds Too $hort baby is the I use A '93 Lexus is I cruise
Clean the start, I thought I was it I was Cadillac in the dust I kick But the Caddy got 'cause I'm riding new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, Money everywhere, all the floor At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, getting some Writing all day, even in bed
And them bitches love this shit The rap master, made to fit Just her, I'm all in guts Homeboy fuck so I hooked it up But young women like you with your big butts Blind girls driving the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who really can't Seeing your so now you ran
And you don't what you'll soon see The way love is supposed to be With a known as Playboy Too a mic and a freak and you'll both be through Players play who like to get played Bitched like you just trying to get But I like money and I get I do my and say, "Good day"
I didn't want to love, I'm not that fast What the hell, she's a freak, she even So go to my room after the show me like a pimp and pay me hoe You can my dick and I might sing love Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too Call it how you but I won't call you
my phone and you might see Ringing my phone just get me 'Cause I'm to find but I get mine And if I was looking for you, I be in line I'd be right on in the right place Too $hort all in your face Talking bout and what I want Fucking with the dangerous funk
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping I'll stop And all fame, you might claim Couldn't stand up by my rap You might be good, I care I've been rapping like 13 long years I got more respect then ever get 'Cause I don't stop rapping and you that shit
Sucker MC's with record deal Most out now couldn't be real 'Cause your ain't shit, dreaming 'bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort quit I grab my mic I'm the one man crew Talking' bout me, think about you When you Too $hort came to town You never would've I'd be