Luyện nghe bài hát Peter And The Wolf

Hello, and Girls.
This is a story that I like to call, and the Wolf''.
Are you comfortably?
Are you!?
Good, then begin....

Each character is represented by a different of the synthesized
orchestra.

For instance, the part of the Bird is played by a flute, like this...

The part of the Duck is played by an oboe...

the Cat is a clarinet. All right, he's not really a
clarinet. He's just --- you know, represented by a clarinet....

The of the Grandfather will be played by Don Amiche.
He...
Can't it? Oh. Huh.
Okay, um, hmm, in that case, the part of the will be played by,
huh, a bassoon....

Three French horns the part of... uhm... three French horns... uh...

(The Wolf! It's the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. the Wolf....

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the sub-machine-gun of the
hunters...

And, of course, as always, the of Bob the Janitor is played by the
accordion.

Well, it for the introductions. And now, the story.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... uh.... Oh, me...

upon a time --- I think it was last Thursday --- a boy named Peter
opened the gate and went out into the big meadow.

On the branch of a big sat a little bird.
is quiet'', said the bird.
``Holy cow! A bird!'', thought Peter.

Just then, Bruce the came waddling by. Bruce was very happy that Peter
hadn't gate and he decided to check out the deep pond in the meadow.

Billy the Bird saw the Duck, so he decided to fly down and pick an
him.

``What kind of bird are you if you fly?'', he said; to which the Duck
cleverly replied, a duck! Stupid!''

argued and argued. The Duck swimming in the pond. The little bird
skipping the shore. (Scratch) Sorry.

Suddenly, something caught eye --- and you know how painful that
can be. It was Louie the Cat through the grass.

Louie the Cat thought, ``If the Bird is arguing, I'll just grab him''.
So quietly, Louie crept towards him on his velvet paws. Well, his
weren't really velvet... they were, you know, kind of like velvet.
a, what call it? Uh, a `metaphor'. It's a metaphor, get it?

``Look out! Look out! out! Look out! Look out! Look out! Look
out! Look out! out!'', advised Peter.

The bird immediately flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck
at the Cat... from the middle of the pond.

Louie the Cat walked around the tree and thought, ``Is it climbing up
so high, or should I just out for pizza?''

Grandfather came out. He was all bent out of because Peter had gone
the meadow.

``It's a dangerous place. If a Wolf should out of the forest, then what
you do, huh?''
Peter did not answer, because all, it was a rhetorical question.

Boys Peter are afraid of a lot of things, like Nuclear annihilation and
flunking algebra, but not afraid of Wolves.

But got Peter in a headlock and dragged him home, telling him
that he was grounded and that he watch any cartoons for three weeks.

Just then, as would have it, a big, mean, hairy, ferocious, snarling,
carnivorous Wolf, huh, did out of the forest!
But I guess we all that was coming. I mean, the story is called,
`Peter and the Wolf'. We very well call it, `Peter and the Wolf'
if wasn't any wolf, could we?
Huh, that would be stupid.

The Cat was up the tree in a twinkling; is about, oh, 2.3 seconds.

Bruce the Duck so hard that he propelled himself backwards
and up dry land.

For those of you taking notes, this is a fine practical of Newton's
First Law of Motion, which clearly states for every action there is
an equal and reaction.

But no matter how Bruce tried to waddle away, he couldn't escape
Seymore the Wolf who was wearing his best pair of shoes.

The Wolf was in on the Duck. It was getting closer and closer
and and then and then....

He got 'em! He got 'em! Oh no! Oh, it was terrible!
Oh, oh I can't it! Oh!
The humanity! The humanity! Oh my God! Ahh-hoh, oh, huh.

And then one big gulp, Seymore `wolfed' him down. (Burp)

Um, let me recap the story briefly in case you just walked into the
the Cat was sitting on one branch. Billy the Bird was on another
branch, not too to Louie, and Bob the Janitor was at home defrosting
his refrigerator.

The Wolf walked around the so many times that he made a small trench.

Meanwhile, Peter was standing behind the gate, videotaping everything
that was on.

Suddenly got an idea. He ran home and got a big spool of his
grandfather's dental floss.

One of the branches of the tree that the Wolf was circling was
stretched out a high stone wall.

Peter scaled the wall, lickity-split, which is faster than a twinkling.

Then he grabbed the and climbed onto the tree.

said to Billy the Bird, ``I want you to fly down and circle around the
Wolf's head to distract him, but be very he doesn't catch you and
bash skull in and tear out your lungs and chew you up into itsy-bitsy
little pieces.''

``Okay'', the bird.

Billy the Bird almost touched the Wolf's head his wings while the Wolf
snapped angrily at him. ``Go ahead'', said the Wolf, my day''.

on, cut it out'', snarled the Wolf, ``you're askin' for trouble,
Punk''. But Billy the just kept on harassing him.

Meanwhile, Peter made a lasso out of the dental floss and, letting
it down, caught the Wolf by the tail and pulled all his might.

himself caught, the Wolf got really ticked off and started jerking back
and forth.

Peter tied the other end of the dental floss to the tree and the Wolf
in mid-air.
``Hey, Big Bad Wolf'', said Peter, ``why you come up here and get
us

``I would'', said the Wolf, ``but, well, I'm kinda tied up now.''

Just then, some members of the National Association came out of the
woods, firing magnums, uzis and bazookas.

But Peter yelled, ``Don't shoot. Billy the and I have caught the Wolf.
Now, let's him to the Zoo''.

idea!'', said the hunters, ``and if he likes that, next week we'll
him to Disneyland!''

Just the victory parade. Peter was at the head. (Flush)
But after a few minutes he was through and then the parade began Peter
at the front.

After him, the leading Seymore the Wolf.

Then Grandfather, and Louie the Cat, and finally, Bob the who had to
sweep up the mess.
Grandfather his head discontentedly, ``Well, Peter, what if you hadn't
caught the Wolf? What
``Well'', said Peter, ``he would have ripped out my intestines with
his teeth.''
``(Cough/gag/choke)'', Grandfather, ``I know that, you idiot.
It was a question.''

Above them, Billy the Bird proudly. ``Yeah, that's right. We bad.
We bad''.

Granfather decided that he'd had enough of the pond and the and the
whole stinking scene, so he ran off to Los and joined a Heavy Metal
band.

And what about Bruce the
Well, the Wolf had been in such a that he swallowed him... alive!
which means the juices slowly disolved his body and he died a long,
death.

However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was
as MacLaine.

And the moral of the story is... oral is very important. Make sure you
see dentist at least twice a year